Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. He felt perfectly content. Youve been warned. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. This is a Triwizard clue! When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. It's rather depraved. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Write as much as you can. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. However, when called on to oversee the evacuation of the majority of the students before the Battle of Hogwarts, Filch led the children to safety without hesitation. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. Please consider turning it on! CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. Destiny is not written in stone This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Why would he? Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. . Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Egg? What the hell? Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. I am legitimately sad about it now. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . #1. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? Why should he feel bad about that? [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. Like why he hates students so much. This belongs to a school champion! Find moreerotic stories here. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . Develop your characters. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun.
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