BRUCE And I am a prince. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA THE MUSICAL tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.The critically-acclaimed production is based on the beloved . My daddy says I'm a bore. . I don't know. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. Stupid, nasty, stinking, slimy . Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. This miracle . Rudolpho is a supporting character featured in Matilda the Musical. No, Miss Trunchbull. The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. Join the StageAgent community . The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. But time is the one thing no one is master of. You could have heard a fly burp. Oh, no, it's a lovely book. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. [to Nigel] When did this happen? Yes! MRS WORMWOOD February 24th 2023. . A baby, Mrs Wormwood. Nothing will change. If you want to throw the hammer for your country. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall . Knock on the door, Jenny. COUPLE 2 Is a miracle! There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. We never thought it was possible, And . COUPLES, CHILDREN, and DOCTOR MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN One look at my face and it's plain to see. queens! No! MISS HONEY Piacelli. . MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. Not even when the hammer left my hands A little less head, a lot more derriere. . You gotta be loud! . What a pleasure to see you. MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. Thank you for suggesting it. Just because you find that life's not fair, it An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity Imagine what she is going to do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you, boy. You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. Of course! She uses them to carry on a conversation. . No one is as handsome, strong as me. [to MICHAEL] Get up, boy. . I shall consign you to the seventh circle of hell, child. Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . Pathetic, little me. A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. Dennis Kelly . Eat! MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN OLDER KIDS Soft spoken and kind. MRS WORMWOOD You just need to keep your feet inside the line. MATILDA as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. You have got to be After your first day of school! Yep! And so, the great day arrived! More than one. MISS TRUNCHBULL Then your mummy is a twit! MATILDA Alice. [He throws the phone to the lackey.] I'll tell you when you are full. Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. CHILDREN So mark your calendars and get ready for a Watch 'Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical". "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten. Are you crying? MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN . Go on. She sat down, and when she got up . Green hair? Yourself, Matilda? MISS HONEY is left in a pile stage right. See, I know your headmistress. Instead, she's found me. A few! MRS WORMWOOD With an owchie . This child doesn't have a "thingie" . MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST MATILDA have you read a whole book? So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. BACKGROUND SINGERS I can be a soldier. [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Must be a strong comedic actor Sergei- age range 20s-60s, baritone, Russian mafia boss who is after Mr. Wormwood Doctor- age range 20s-60s, high tenor with a comfortable top A. Music and Lyrics by Tim Minchin. Matilda Wormwood! TOMMY So, what is it? She then steps forward and hugs MISS HONEY tightly. A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. . And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. Ah-ah-aah-ah [He laughs.] Is it time for school yet, mum? Look at mummy. No excuse, Bruce. MISS TRUNCHBULL It was the worst of times. And another door closes. MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. 2. MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. That kids like me should be against the law. No. Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two? Cool Words. Now, look. How about this. That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. Alice has some solo lines, so. She holds up the final "10". Oh, no, Matilda. MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. The scene unfreezes. It was the biggest burp I had ever done. CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. . Not a jot! Just get on your feet, Jenny. You are a thief! Stop! Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, MRS PHELPS Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught by the Man Locked in a Cage will be performed, and performed this day, or . Is she here? Vocal range top: D5. Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. But if I try I can remeMber, With Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch, Stephen Graham. Yeah! ? The alphabet? I'm not crying because it's sad. Answers for Popular English music hall entertainer born Matilda Alice Victoria Wood in 1870 (5,5) crossword clue, 5 letters. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. One look at my face and it's plain to see. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that in . Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. Why? You show the little brat! And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. Or even two, Bruce, DOCTOR It ' s tough to capture the magic and energy of a Tony and Olivier Award-winning stage musical in the form of a film, but the new adaptation of Roald Dahl ' s Matilda: The Musical does just thatand now that it ' s on Netflix, everyone has a chance to witness the spectacle.. With music and lyrics by Tim Minchin, the incredible adaptation of the classic novel breathes fresh air into Matilda . Even if you're little, you can do a lot. CHILDREN 2 Every life is a miracle! When the hinges creak and the door is closed, Why? . The chances of existence almost infinitely small. Stop being pathetic, Jenny. Just knock on the door . . Oh, cook . No, no, no, no [ad lib. BRUCE MRS PHELPS Might have been nice, You have to stay inside the circle all the time. CHILDREN Dance competition's over. Oh, my head! He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, But that's not fair! Good show. What about rules, Honey? That's not fair at all! He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. I think he blinked. What are you talking about? MISS HONEY ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. I didn't do anything! . Your genius husband is going to sell them one hundred and fifty five knackered old bangers as brand-new luxury cars. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. Alice. Isn't there some more? With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . I ate the lot! As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt to the rules. Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. MR WORMWOOD [He tries and fails to pull his hat off, tugging on it several times.] RUDOLPHO "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? . Who wants stories? Oh, of course. [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] The most common thing in life is life . She'll call a truce, Bruce. Matilda - Musical. and . MATILDA's brother, MICHAEL, lies lazily on a recliner. Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. We're not rich. . front bottom. MATILDA THE MUSICAL - ADULT CASTING GUIDELINES - CHARACTER NOTES. MAN: We'll have to change his school. MISS TRUNCHBULL Every life I bring into this world A member of the mafia! She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. You can be all cynical, Now, the secret to my success in business is . Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. A shrimp. And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. MISS HONEY turns and sees MISS TRUNCHBULL watching various video screens playing footage of her Olympic games while an announcer narrates dimly in the background. But the "tomato" is a very good word. Dad said I'd learn the alphabet! Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. But I'm a barrelina MATILDA MATILDA . The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. . Lights up. That was only the first part of your punishment. DOCTOR . And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. Isn't there something you can do? She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. My mummy says I'm a miracle, And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! MRS PHELPS A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. Is it some modern miracle of calculus View All Characters in Matilda. WOMAN: She's just delightful. ( 3.5 stars) Behold a . [COUPLES Smile for mummy, smile for mother. Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] No way! . by using this site, you agree to our cookies policy | terms and conditions | privacy policy. MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. That's not normal for a five-year-old. Not a dot did I stray from the plot. Somewhere along the way, my dear, DOCTOR And sailed high up, up above the stands Don't put honey on your brother. [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] Theater Quotes. Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? What on earth did you do that for? Words Of Wisdom. Perhaps I'll wait. MRS WORMWOOD "Patience, my love," the husband replied. Oh, my hair! Tricks!" ], MISS HONEY That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a . COUPLE 1 MISS TRUNCHBULL Her mind? . And . Bye, Mrs Phelps! MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. [His stomach growls.] With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. Roald Dahl's Matilda, also known as Matilda or Matilda the Musical, is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin and a book by Dennis Kelly, based on the 1988 novel Matilda by Roald Dahl.The musical's narrative centres on Matilda Wormwood, a precocious 5-year-old girl with the gift of telekinesis, who loves reading, overcomes obstacles caused by her family and school, and helps her . Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. Mr Wormwood! MR WORMWOOD enters, puffing on a cigarette. One should avoid confrontation when possible. the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? MR WORMWOOD Matilda, you are so smart. . BIG KIDS Bambinatum! . MATILDA Well? and look at reading. CHILDREN and COUPLES arrange themselves behind it. A little less zzz, a lot more zing. It's Miss Honey. She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Oh, yeah. . I . Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. . Two times . You "Time is on our side. An audience cheers. Matilda! MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. MR WORMWOOD and MICHAEL exit. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical is the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. Absolutely, sir! 12 Lessons Adults Can Learn From Children In "Matilda" The Musical. Well? No one's gonna tell you when to shake your tush. You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy. NIGEL The most precious gift the natural world can bestow upon us has been handed to you. . They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] October 5, 2022 11:30am. Matilda the Musical - Miracle Lyrics. They never stood a chance. MR WORMWOOD This must confirm, Bruce, You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. RUDOLPHO Come stai? Just because you find that life's not fair, it I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. CHILDREN 1 He got a C on his report! . ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Tomorrow at one? And that's not right. Has incredible upper-body strength. And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. This child is a girl. She is tired of living in fear under Miss Trunchbull. READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. The group sets off party poppers down the line. They line up at the back of the stage. Like you, I was curious, MR WORMWOOD BIG KID [TAYLOR] Yes, sir. Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. Come on, Bruce, be our hero. And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? Miss Honey's aunt. Hortensia . What? Like you, I was (Q) curious, MATILDA stares up at her for several long seconds. [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. Hand's shaking. Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. MRS WORMWOOD Mr. Wormwood Matilda's father. Apply just one simple rule An exception. Tess of the D'urbervilles . That's right, sir. Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. 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